Meanwhile over at the ‘hackers
for Jesus’ lab at an undisclosed location inside of Vatican City football club
a leaked post went viral from The Katy Perry Charitable Trust UK whose chief
trustee is a reborn Jesus Christ whom Katy found whilst on holiday in England
and is preparing him for a Katy ‘Elizabeth at Oblivia’ Perry and Taylor ‘Alison
in Wonderland’ Swift collaboration as headliners at a booked Knebworth House to
launch the second coming as Jesus of Palestine.
@RichardBranson: No, she never really over flopped as
#katyperry signed a 6-album deal with @capitolrecords in 2007, who were so
cross that she flopped witness by writing 'purposeful pop' private songs to
boyfriends instead of pure pop to attract 8-12 year old girls (average pop
music buyer) like Teenage Dream did, “I know a place”, as did the #witness tour
flop where Katy had to discount the tickets to the price of a pack of tampons
to fill empty arenas that they withdrew support for a @katyperry’s one finger
salute of #smile which was half an hour of old pre released flop singles just
to fulfil her contract. The politics is @capitol want to flop @katyperry so no
other label will sign her, so they offered no promo and withdrew support and
without the label there is nothing. Rita Ora every Tom, Dick and 3 chord wonder
Katy Hudson would flood the saturated music market. Katy wants out of her
contract and a new label as she proves herself as the highest paid star on
mainstream TV $25 million a season for @AmericanIdol with the largest ratings
and the highest paid star in Vegas strip history as @katyperry becomes $168 million
richer as a ‘stripper’. Already Phoebus Apollo, the God of Music has blessed an
Ellen DeGeneres show takeover by #katyperry in her own mainstream chat show
host. Quite honestly Tricky Dicky sign her before Psycho Simon Cowell does as X
Factor franchise is about to be blown sky high with insider reports that
Rebecca Ferguson, Lily Allen, Jedward, Cher Lloyd and others have accused music
industry executives of sexually and psychologically assaulting them. Katy was
the best X Factor judge who saved 5 unwanted contestants by forming the biggest
ever boy band in history, 1D. I suggest an advance of $1 billion should put her
to bed. Sony are hovering over Vine St, downtown LA in helicopters with gold
pens ready as their last major signing was ‘Jacko’ who repaid them with 5
number ones off one album and Katycat got 6 number ones of one albums as ‘Part
of Me’ went number one off the Teenage dream deluxe version. She’s a Firework.
REGARDS
JOHN STEPHEN RUMARY, Whistleblower.
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