Things You Didn't Know About Katy Perry!

RESORTS LAS VEGAS ANNOUNCES OPENING DATE: JUNE 2021, Malaysia-based Genting Group will make its Las Vegas debut in June with a $4.3 billion, 3,500 bed megaresort on 87 acres of ‘Oblivia’ influenced theme parks where https://www.katyperrylasvegas.com  will play ‘Chained to the Rhythm’ “Turn it up, it’s your favourite song. Dance, dance, dance to the distortion. Come on, turn it up, keep it on repeat. Stumbling around like a wasted Zombie” as the Resorts holiday makers drink petrol waiting for the roller coaster logging onto xhamster whilst watching https://www.katyperry.com who will take up her first Las Vegas residency late 2021 early 2022 and ticket touts https://www.bigstub.com/Katy-Perry-Tickets are expecting a full house for Katy at the poker table in Resorts new casino where Katy will no doubt break the bank with her appearance fee. A Las Vegas residency is the pinnacle of a singer’s career along with 5 #1 singles off one album, Teenage Dream and the Superbowl’s most watched on TV. With music industry giants like Elvis and #FreeBritney enjoying a Las Vegas residency early pension after spinning the resorts roulette wheel and landing on green zero as a residents fee should be commensurate with the amount a traditional tour would bring in as Katy grosses in excess of $100 million per tour she should be ecstatic at the ‘meet n greet’ when I ask for the £3.3 million Katheryn Hudson owes me as I for one tried to buy tickets today and a ‘meet n greet’ was on my shopping list and I have learnt my intro already;

“You gotta help me out, it is all a blur last night, we need a taxi, cause you’re hungover, and I am broke, I lost my fake ID, but you lost the hotel key, spare me your freaking, dirty looks now, don’t blame me”.

Then after getting the set list from Katy, I will hand deliver my glitter cards and say, “Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, that’s what you get for waking up in Vegas, get up, and shake the glitter off your clothes now, that’s what you get for waking up in Vagas magazine”.